Isaiah didn't notice Jeremy at the apartment because apparently he looks Asian from behind.
Mary Beth was mocking a self proclaimed Christian virgin who models swimsuits as "a non practicing skank".
Alicia: I'm so pathetic I rewind kissing scenes on TV.
Laura: You rewind? I fast forward.
Alicia: Figures
Mary Beth and I were complaining about the overwhelming number of people getting married that are our age. I told her the route of the problem "I don't want to get married...i just don't want anyone else to get married.
Mary Beth was singing "Big Girls Don't Cry" in the car. I told her Milo Ventimiglia looked super hot in the video. She said he always looks hot. "Ya", I said, "but he looks more drug dealerish than usual".
Nina was telling us about Tony and I asked her how long they had been together. She told me "We've been together for four months. How long is that in dog years?"
Alicia: Do you think Bill Nye gets laid a lot?
Jason: I don't think he's like that.
Alicia: Do you know him?
Jason: No
Alicia: So this is a judgement from his Children's Science Videos?
Jason: Yes
Alicia: Not Helpful
