Go Look Pretty

-i was at work and asked if it was smelly on the dance floor. the guy told me he couldn't tell me because he would be ratting himself out.

-Kurt keeps on telling me about the time he ran to turn my video in while I was in traffic and that was funny and should be on my blog. He tells me he'll go sprint up the street right now. I tell him it still wouldnt make my blog. The conversation about sprinting ends.

-Harold says we should hook Kurt up with someone. Casey says he doesn't know any 1/2 blind, deaf girls. Kurt says he likes those type of girls. I say I know Hellen Keller but she died.

-I took my amazing cousins to In'n'Out. They gave us cup holders. Meg asked why we got them. I told her so that we can add to our society's problem of overconsumption. Jimmy told me I was making him depressed.

-Kurt called to tell me his clock in times. He was stumbling on his words so he told me "im going to talk to you like a machine it's easier for me"....he then goes on to say "Hi this is Kurt, I clocked in at...."

-I was at a research party. Kyle started talking about how his friends dog barks at airplanes. I told him he possibly was abused by a pilot.

-Laura wanted to go take pictures for her class and wanted me to be the model. She was trying to persuade me. She told me to go look pretty.

-Laura is never in the mood for Mexican food. I call her a racist every time Im in the mood for it.
-Patricia was stirring batter and was wondering why her Grandma used to tell her she had strong arms. I told her that her Grandma just wanted her to stir.