please don't hit that man

-I was telling Laura how lucky she is to be a mutemath point person. In true Laura style she told me i was lucky to be her sister.

-I was telling Becky Miller that my CD player doesn't work in my car and my standards are VERY LOW because now you can actually catch me listening to KISS. I told her you know sometimes Id rather listen to Fergie than whats going on in Pakistan.

-During a conversation where i was telling Justin about how we couldnt say no when we were asked out to the inaugural(lame equivalent of prom) he asked if the place was communist. He then asked me to the Tiananmen Square Dance.

-While out to dinner with Miller and Laura the waiter kept coming and asking if we were done etc. He asked me if I wanted a refill. I asked him if he was trying to get us to leave. He said no. After we left I told Becky waiters are only nice if they want you to leave.

-After enduring many hours of Vegas traffic. Laura and I were trying to figure outwhat could possibly be the event in which we were at a standstill in the middle of the desert. She said maybe it's chinese new year's eve?

-As I was driving a man was getting out of his car. Laura said matter of factly-"please dont hit that man."