I told Laura that I wanted to stop eating loads of sugar for health reasons. She told me "ya you're going straight to diabetes in a handbasket".
While babysitting, I was telling Katie I didnt want to watch the Chippetes for the third time. Katie then goes to Laura and says, "Laura, what do you want to watch, you've been very quiet".
An unwanted male visitor was making conversation with Laura. After he was gone she told me she hoped her breath scared him off.
I was trying to give laura ideas about jobs where she could sit and do her homework and be paid like Dippin Dots. I told her it was perfect because it's the ice cream of the future, but the future hasn't arrived yet.
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
take your coworker home!
-Nina was saying how she missed me and that when she pictured my face in class she cried. I told her that was romantic.
-We were at Wendy's and Laura asked Allison is she had water at her house. Allison told her they were fresh out.
-As were in the carpool lane driving by the heavy traffic Kurt expressed his joy in rolling down the window and yelling "Get a friend! Take your coworker home!".
-It was really cold at Allison's house when we were sleeping and Laura got up to get a blanket. When i confronted her the next morning why she didn't share it she told me she was in survival mode.
-Laura and I had a jinx and Kurt said "you are like sisters or somethin".
-i told laura i thought i dropped a dog today. She asked why i was so unsure. Did the dog levitate?
-At the UCLA rally/bonfire Danny joked that confetti would come out of the bonfire. I joked that the weather wouldn't permit the fire and they'd cancel it. Both came true. I decided never to joke about these things again.
-Every year my mom breaks out the Christmas decorations and then exclaims we shouldn't put all the decorations up. Then Laura helps and then she proclaims how muchs she loves Christmas.
-I told Mike I wasn't planning on getting Isaiah anything for Christmas, he told me to take him to medevil times.
-I was babysitting and a little boy asked his sister "Do you know that I have God's light in me?". He then proceeded to slap her with a belt and choke her.
-We were at Wendy's and Laura asked Allison is she had water at her house. Allison told her they were fresh out.
-As were in the carpool lane driving by the heavy traffic Kurt expressed his joy in rolling down the window and yelling "Get a friend! Take your coworker home!".
-It was really cold at Allison's house when we were sleeping and Laura got up to get a blanket. When i confronted her the next morning why she didn't share it she told me she was in survival mode.
-Laura and I had a jinx and Kurt said "you are like sisters or somethin".
-i told laura i thought i dropped a dog today. She asked why i was so unsure. Did the dog levitate?
-At the UCLA rally/bonfire Danny joked that confetti would come out of the bonfire. I joked that the weather wouldn't permit the fire and they'd cancel it. Both came true. I decided never to joke about these things again.
-Every year my mom breaks out the Christmas decorations and then exclaims we shouldn't put all the decorations up. Then Laura helps and then she proclaims how muchs she loves Christmas.
-I told Mike I wasn't planning on getting Isaiah anything for Christmas, he told me to take him to medevil times.
-I was babysitting and a little boy asked his sister "Do you know that I have God's light in me?". He then proceeded to slap her with a belt and choke her.
you are going to have weird kids
-I asked Becky what the appeal of the Patagonia store is. She said the name.
-I was watching pussycat doll search because i love the comments they make about representing strong women. Laura came in while they were writing down lyrics and asked if they were taking an intelligence test.
-Becky was talking incessantly about her playlists on her ipod. She told me she didnt like the nature noises playlist because it makes her have "to pee".
-Laura was staring at a homeless man outside the car window. I asked her if she was thinking about giving him food. She said no she was thinking about taking a picture of him and that "he looks well off".
-my mom was looking at pictures of laura and my road trip. she stated i am going to have weird kids.
-at lunch no one in my family wanted to volunteer to take the leftover food home. a competition ensued over who was going to get home later.
-i was driving and trying to roll down my window to let the mosquito out. I was veering. laura asked me if i was trying to kill the mosquito by crashing into a concrete wall.
-i dressed up reluctantly as a doctor for halloween. at work a man asked if i was a doctor and where i worked. he was serious.
-i asked what neighbor megan didn't like. i then preceeded to throw my half eaten biscuit on their lawn. she then said if she knew i was going to throw a biscuit on their lawn she would have lied.
-isaiah asked me how my day went. i told him i didn't have to use my rape whistle, which is always a positive sign.
-I was watching pussycat doll search because i love the comments they make about representing strong women. Laura came in while they were writing down lyrics and asked if they were taking an intelligence test.
-Becky was talking incessantly about her playlists on her ipod. She told me she didnt like the nature noises playlist because it makes her have "to pee".
-Laura was staring at a homeless man outside the car window. I asked her if she was thinking about giving him food. She said no she was thinking about taking a picture of him and that "he looks well off".
-my mom was looking at pictures of laura and my road trip. she stated i am going to have weird kids.
-at lunch no one in my family wanted to volunteer to take the leftover food home. a competition ensued over who was going to get home later.
-i was driving and trying to roll down my window to let the mosquito out. I was veering. laura asked me if i was trying to kill the mosquito by crashing into a concrete wall.
-i dressed up reluctantly as a doctor for halloween. at work a man asked if i was a doctor and where i worked. he was serious.
-i asked what neighbor megan didn't like. i then preceeded to throw my half eaten biscuit on their lawn. she then said if she knew i was going to throw a biscuit on their lawn she would have lied.
-isaiah asked me how my day went. i told him i didn't have to use my rape whistle, which is always a positive sign.
my body is a temple
-i told laura i loved her. she told me my love was reciprocated. i told her that was the coldest i love you ive ever recieved.
-i was talking to nina on my cellphone on the way home from class. once i reached my apartment nina told me "she walked me home" and "your welcome".
-laura was stating that the only thing she likes about her logic teacher is his deck shoes.
-i told laura to shut up for good reasons. she replied you need midol.
-laura was telling me that she loves when people call her things that she's not.......except for bitch.
-laura and i ran into alex at starbucks when he was supposed to be at church. we were convincing him to go. alex told us he is at church...his body is a temple..
-i was talking to nina on my cellphone on the way home from class. once i reached my apartment nina told me "she walked me home" and "your welcome".
-laura was stating that the only thing she likes about her logic teacher is his deck shoes.
-i told laura to shut up for good reasons. she replied you need midol.
-laura was telling me that she loves when people call her things that she's not.......except for bitch.
-laura and i ran into alex at starbucks when he was supposed to be at church. we were convincing him to go. alex told us he is at church...his body is a temple..
you're having hallucinations
-I was in the car and telling Laura I had just got 10,000 miles on my car. She told me to shut up because she had 1,000 and 10,000. We think she meant 110,000, but who knows with her.
-At the Pasadena Flea Market I spotted two celebritys. When I got around to the third person i recognized Laura said I was having hallucinations.
-Courtney and I were in line at JC Penney's, it was a long line so Courtney decided to teach me the dance to Sean Paul's Temperature. I guess I did well, she invited me to her African Dance class.
-My friends decided to rent a movie. I was trying to persuade them to get Squid and the Whale. After enduring two tortuous hours of Casanova Nina declared shed of rather seen Squid and the Hernia.
-I was wearing motorcycle boots with a dress. My mom said to change because I looked confused.
-At the Pasadena Flea Market I spotted two celebritys. When I got around to the third person i recognized Laura said I was having hallucinations.
-Courtney and I were in line at JC Penney's, it was a long line so Courtney decided to teach me the dance to Sean Paul's Temperature. I guess I did well, she invited me to her African Dance class.
-My friends decided to rent a movie. I was trying to persuade them to get Squid and the Whale. After enduring two tortuous hours of Casanova Nina declared shed of rather seen Squid and the Hernia.
-I was wearing motorcycle boots with a dress. My mom said to change because I looked confused.
tacky 'r' us
-My mom and I were watching Oprah and the show was about finding the right jeans for your body. ...my mom then went on to say I should pay attention to the part for people with no rear end.
-While in the Phoenix airport a public service announcement came on for sexual abuse. In the background was Cyndi Lauper's "Girl's Just want to Have Fun".
-While taking a walk with Laura I asked her why she was behind me. She came and pushed me in the back and then asked me why i was on the ground.
-I went to go kick a USC chair and Elizabeth stated she hated SC too. I asked her what her favorites schools were and she said UCLA and Culinary Arts.
-I texted Jordan for notes in sport psych and he texted back "i guess" i texted back "thanks for being a martyr"
-Nina stepped on a snake while we were hiking and asked me if it bit her.
-jordan found twenty dollars on the street and asked people around him if it was their's then he said hed give it to me because i was a good cause.
-Laura asked for my camera, in which I replied $243 including tax, she then went on to laugh hysterically with one eye shut until I figured it out.
-My sister and I were talking to Debbie about moving out of state. She said she wouldn't move until her mom dies or goes to heaven. I wonder which one will come first.
-Scientists just figured out how to make beans so they don't cause gas. I now have no hope left for the priorities of our country.
-My sister since the beginning of cell phone use has the belief that her antenna on her phone is what gets her reception. She uses it like a tracking system.
-I spent the whole day with my "neice" Kaylie and she kept calling me Megan or Esther explaining to me it was my "tic tac name".
isaiah and i went to taco treat and i bought burritos. i asked him since i'm feeding him and hes hungry does that mean i'm storing up my treasures in heaven. he laughed so im guessing the answer would be a no.
megan says it must be hard for me in my family since im surrounded by hitler's dream children.
i am a cnn freak. yesterday i checked the headlines and it said "sex education delays sex with teenagers" the next day the headline read "sex education may not delay sex with teenagers".
megan was telling me about how someone asked to rent out their backroom but her mom said no. i told her to be thankful since my mom would of sold any room in our house with me in it.
-i was showing nina a skirt online that i liked. she asked if it was from tacky 'r' us
-nina was trying to memorize my phone number she told me shed remember it by people at the age of forty six get moles and people at the age of forty one are still good looking. So i'm not expecting a phone call.
-i was talking to kurt at work and i was explaining what i do. he asked why my job is so easy. i told him i work for free because i miss it when i left RHLA.
-after kurt was done telling me his mosh pit story i told him he was a good story teller. he agreed with me and his reason was because his stories come from his heart.
-While in the Phoenix airport a public service announcement came on for sexual abuse. In the background was Cyndi Lauper's "Girl's Just want to Have Fun".
-While taking a walk with Laura I asked her why she was behind me. She came and pushed me in the back and then asked me why i was on the ground.
-I went to go kick a USC chair and Elizabeth stated she hated SC too. I asked her what her favorites schools were and she said UCLA and Culinary Arts.
-I texted Jordan for notes in sport psych and he texted back "i guess" i texted back "thanks for being a martyr"
-Nina stepped on a snake while we were hiking and asked me if it bit her.
-jordan found twenty dollars on the street and asked people around him if it was their's then he said hed give it to me because i was a good cause.
-Laura asked for my camera, in which I replied $243 including tax, she then went on to laugh hysterically with one eye shut until I figured it out.
-My sister and I were talking to Debbie about moving out of state. She said she wouldn't move until her mom dies or goes to heaven. I wonder which one will come first.
-Scientists just figured out how to make beans so they don't cause gas. I now have no hope left for the priorities of our country.
-My sister since the beginning of cell phone use has the belief that her antenna on her phone is what gets her reception. She uses it like a tracking system.
-I spent the whole day with my "neice" Kaylie and she kept calling me Megan or Esther explaining to me it was my "tic tac name".
isaiah and i went to taco treat and i bought burritos. i asked him since i'm feeding him and hes hungry does that mean i'm storing up my treasures in heaven. he laughed so im guessing the answer would be a no.
megan says it must be hard for me in my family since im surrounded by hitler's dream children.
i am a cnn freak. yesterday i checked the headlines and it said "sex education delays sex with teenagers" the next day the headline read "sex education may not delay sex with teenagers".
megan was telling me about how someone asked to rent out their backroom but her mom said no. i told her to be thankful since my mom would of sold any room in our house with me in it.
-i was showing nina a skirt online that i liked. she asked if it was from tacky 'r' us
-nina was trying to memorize my phone number she told me shed remember it by people at the age of forty six get moles and people at the age of forty one are still good looking. So i'm not expecting a phone call.
-i was talking to kurt at work and i was explaining what i do. he asked why my job is so easy. i told him i work for free because i miss it when i left RHLA.
-after kurt was done telling me his mosh pit story i told him he was a good story teller. he agreed with me and his reason was because his stories come from his heart.
who i love... shortened version
I love my Dad because he microwaves day old tortilla chips form restaurants and tries to persuade me to eat them. He insists they taste good if you add salsa.
I love my sister because she hates the way I spit out my toothpaste and will throw a tantrum when I do.
I love my Mom because she will continue to buy furniture we don't need until our garage is full
I love Tyson because he's the only one who doesn't want to escape from our house.
I love Kaylie because she wouldn't talk to me for two weeks after I got my hair cut
I love my sister because she hates the way I spit out my toothpaste and will throw a tantrum when I do.
I love my Mom because she will continue to buy furniture we don't need until our garage is full
I love Tyson because he's the only one who doesn't want to escape from our house.
I love Kaylie because she wouldn't talk to me for two weeks after I got my hair cut
partially homeless
-My Dad informs me he's going to start flossing. His reasoning is that it will save him money in the future.
-My Mom told me to stop saying Geez because it sounds like Jesus. I told her it also sounds like cheese.
-I was listening to the Submarines and my mom asked me if that kind of musical was popular because she liked it. I told her I didn't know what kids were listening to these days.
-Megan's brothers had an intervention with us. They thought we were telling people they were dirty. To fix this problem they were going to walk around naked when we came over. Yes, that was going to change my mind.
-megan was telling me how weird nina's chiropractor was and how he brought up the strangest conversations. she tells me we'd get along.
-nina ties to prove to us shes smart by telling us columbus set sail in 1942. i told her that was six years before my dad was born.
-i was talking to a coworker on the way to lunch about jeeps. he said they're trying to target "street people" now. last time i checked homeless people couldn't afford cars. but i think he was using the term for another demographic.
-nina says she cant eat panda express in coffee bean because its not kosher. this was before she informed the people next to us their food smelled.
-meg says she wears a black school uniform because shes black inside. i told her that was deep
-For my third birthday dinner I ordered Mac'n'cheese. Nina tried it and said it was her reason not to commit suicide.
Julene: Where are you going?
Laura: Coffee Co.
Julene: Coffee Ho???
Alicia: Ya we sell ourselves for coffee.
Julene: Man, coffees getting expensive
-I asked a teacher how his sixth grade classes were. He told me as long as there isnt a girl trying to get married and have babies and a guy that is consenting the class is ok.
-Megan said something moderately mean to Nina. Nina told her that she had a incubator for her cold heart.
-Nina said a comment that people laughed at. She turned to me and said "that you could put on your blog". I forgot what she said.
-i asked laura how much pizza sauce she wanted on her pizza. she told me "just right".
-a guy at work got pulled over and had his car impounded because he had three outstanding tickets. he said he was going to plead stupidity at court.
-My mother was telling Alex how if she didn't have a stigmatism she wouldn't need glasses. Alex then went on to tell her thats like saying shes not married because shes single.
-Coming back from lunch Ken and I saw a homeless person with a sign that said "completely homeless". Ken said how he didn't want to be confused with the other partially homeless people.
-My Mom told me to stop saying Geez because it sounds like Jesus. I told her it also sounds like cheese.
-I was listening to the Submarines and my mom asked me if that kind of musical was popular because she liked it. I told her I didn't know what kids were listening to these days.
-Megan's brothers had an intervention with us. They thought we were telling people they were dirty. To fix this problem they were going to walk around naked when we came over. Yes, that was going to change my mind.
-megan was telling me how weird nina's chiropractor was and how he brought up the strangest conversations. she tells me we'd get along.
-nina ties to prove to us shes smart by telling us columbus set sail in 1942. i told her that was six years before my dad was born.
-i was talking to a coworker on the way to lunch about jeeps. he said they're trying to target "street people" now. last time i checked homeless people couldn't afford cars. but i think he was using the term for another demographic.
-nina says she cant eat panda express in coffee bean because its not kosher. this was before she informed the people next to us their food smelled.
-meg says she wears a black school uniform because shes black inside. i told her that was deep
-For my third birthday dinner I ordered Mac'n'cheese. Nina tried it and said it was her reason not to commit suicide.
Julene: Where are you going?
Laura: Coffee Co.
Julene: Coffee Ho???
Alicia: Ya we sell ourselves for coffee.
Julene: Man, coffees getting expensive
-I asked a teacher how his sixth grade classes were. He told me as long as there isnt a girl trying to get married and have babies and a guy that is consenting the class is ok.
-Megan said something moderately mean to Nina. Nina told her that she had a incubator for her cold heart.
-Nina said a comment that people laughed at. She turned to me and said "that you could put on your blog". I forgot what she said.
-i asked laura how much pizza sauce she wanted on her pizza. she told me "just right".
-a guy at work got pulled over and had his car impounded because he had three outstanding tickets. he said he was going to plead stupidity at court.
-My mother was telling Alex how if she didn't have a stigmatism she wouldn't need glasses. Alex then went on to tell her thats like saying shes not married because shes single.
-Coming back from lunch Ken and I saw a homeless person with a sign that said "completely homeless". Ken said how he didn't want to be confused with the other partially homeless people.
take a mental picture
we parked in front of a restroom sign and megan asked if the sign was pointing to the restrooms. nina said, no it was just a sign of a man and woman. we just stared blankly at her for five minutes until she said, hey guys they can't all be good.
i was telling nina what an esturary was and she said she'll remember how to say it by combining estrogen and february. i told her that would work.
laura was hesistant about letting nina use her camera the whole trip. nina stated she wished she could take a picture. laura told her to take a mental picture.
theres an ex-drug addict at work who eats about ten pounds of suger a day and won't stop talking even when i give him not so subtle hints. he ate my entire jar of jelly bellys within a week, so i hid them. now he just walked in and accused me of stealing his cookies.
nina was excited about camping but most of all about her dodger dogs. she really stressed this point throughout our phone conversations. she didnt think i got the importance of the dodger dogs. so she told me they are the ones they sell " at like the dodger games".
laura kept on telling us random facts about things during our trip. nina said she doesnt believe any of what laura was saying. i guess she thought she'd try out some random facts. she started off by saying something about africa and oranges, we knew she was lying.
i was watching dr. phil with my mom because i was immobile and elevating my swollen foot. my mom asked me what i would do to counsel the dysfunctional relationship. i told her my foot hurt.
-i was in the car with nina as nick lachey was playing on her mix cd. i kept asking for her to change the song and it was still nick lachey. I told her at least we don't have to hear Jessica's side of the story. the next song was Jessica Simpson. I changed the cd.
-Laura called me the other day and left a message saying she was alive and breathing.
-laura picked me up from my bus stop and took me to my car. my foot was swollen and i was having a hard time getting out espcially since she was yellling at me to get out of her car. when i confronted her about this later at home she says i missed the part after she said "get out" when she said called me 'sexy'.
-i was asked to call local home depots at work and find a drill and a 4 1/2 inch bit. the guy said i couldn't rent it unless i knew what i was going to do with it. he asked if i was drilling concrete to make room for pipes. i told him ya that.
-i was pulling out of the driveway really slowly to bother my mom. she looked at me meanly. i told her i wanted to spend quality time with her.
-i kept driving slowly and the mean looks persisted. i fessed up i told told her gas was expensive.
i was telling nina what an esturary was and she said she'll remember how to say it by combining estrogen and february. i told her that would work.
laura was hesistant about letting nina use her camera the whole trip. nina stated she wished she could take a picture. laura told her to take a mental picture.
theres an ex-drug addict at work who eats about ten pounds of suger a day and won't stop talking even when i give him not so subtle hints. he ate my entire jar of jelly bellys within a week, so i hid them. now he just walked in and accused me of stealing his cookies.
nina was excited about camping but most of all about her dodger dogs. she really stressed this point throughout our phone conversations. she didnt think i got the importance of the dodger dogs. so she told me they are the ones they sell " at like the dodger games".
laura kept on telling us random facts about things during our trip. nina said she doesnt believe any of what laura was saying. i guess she thought she'd try out some random facts. she started off by saying something about africa and oranges, we knew she was lying.
i was watching dr. phil with my mom because i was immobile and elevating my swollen foot. my mom asked me what i would do to counsel the dysfunctional relationship. i told her my foot hurt.
-i was in the car with nina as nick lachey was playing on her mix cd. i kept asking for her to change the song and it was still nick lachey. I told her at least we don't have to hear Jessica's side of the story. the next song was Jessica Simpson. I changed the cd.
-Laura called me the other day and left a message saying she was alive and breathing.
-laura picked me up from my bus stop and took me to my car. my foot was swollen and i was having a hard time getting out espcially since she was yellling at me to get out of her car. when i confronted her about this later at home she says i missed the part after she said "get out" when she said called me 'sexy'.
-i was asked to call local home depots at work and find a drill and a 4 1/2 inch bit. the guy said i couldn't rent it unless i knew what i was going to do with it. he asked if i was drilling concrete to make room for pipes. i told him ya that.
-i was pulling out of the driveway really slowly to bother my mom. she looked at me meanly. i told her i wanted to spend quality time with her.
-i kept driving slowly and the mean looks persisted. i fessed up i told told her gas was expensive.
joes jewish!
-i was at my cousins house and Elizabeth showed me her 'breast cancer collection'. It consists of, but not limited to the following: gardening kit, tic tacs, socks, umbrella, folder and pen. She is currently saving up for a pink turtle music box that costs $39.95
- Laura and i were talking about Polio in the car and my mom turns around and says "they killed cats to cure polio?"
- after a heated discussion over politically correct titles my Dad decides he is musically differently abled.
- Nina called me and let me know she was crying over pictures of me because she misses me making fun of her.
-Laura and I were observing a bird too large for its cage jump side to side. Laura asked how the bird exercises trapped in a cage. I told her the bird does plyometrics.
- i was watching Rock Camp with Elizabeth and she asked why blondes were always the "bad guys". I asked her why people of color never had any of the main parts. she responded with "well Joe is Jewish!" (Joe Jonas for any of you following tween culture)
- Laura and i were talking about Polio in the car and my mom turns around and says "they killed cats to cure polio?"
- after a heated discussion over politically correct titles my Dad decides he is musically differently abled.
- Nina called me and let me know she was crying over pictures of me because she misses me making fun of her.
-Laura and I were observing a bird too large for its cage jump side to side. Laura asked how the bird exercises trapped in a cage. I told her the bird does plyometrics.
- i was watching Rock Camp with Elizabeth and she asked why blondes were always the "bad guys". I asked her why people of color never had any of the main parts. she responded with "well Joe is Jewish!" (Joe Jonas for any of you following tween culture)
if i had a catheter
Laura wrote me about a man in her class who could of been Ghandi's great great grandson. She decided his current career choice of becoming a nurse was not in his cards but he would be a perfect vintage bicycle restorer.
Nina told me she wrote me an email and she was touched by her own writing. It made her cry.
Our friend Kelly got a tattoo of an elephant on her butt. I told Chad I would never get a tattoo on my ass that could one day be a possible metaphor for my ass.
Nina wrote me a very nice letter on my birthday that said: "the friend that says no to any activity that involves spending money and yes to any trip that involves feeding poor people."
I got out of the truck and my pants were wet on my inner thigh from a water bottle. I told Kenny it looked like I peed in my pants......if I had a catheter.
Nina told me she wrote me an email and she was touched by her own writing. It made her cry.
Our friend Kelly got a tattoo of an elephant on her butt. I told Chad I would never get a tattoo on my ass that could one day be a possible metaphor for my ass.
Nina wrote me a very nice letter on my birthday that said: "the friend that says no to any activity that involves spending money and yes to any trip that involves feeding poor people."
I got out of the truck and my pants were wet on my inner thigh from a water bottle. I told Kenny it looked like I peed in my pants......if I had a catheter.
cheers to excretion
After reading an insightful description of water on the Thai menu where it mentioned its ability to increase excretion Isaiah and I raised our glasses and exclaimed, "cheers to excretion".
Isaiah was suffering form heat stroke while we were at the Sunday Walking Street. He made interesting souvenir choices. He now has to go back and tell his coworkers "Hey I bought you soap because I had heat stroke".
I was out to eat with Chad (Canadian) and we were trying to guess where a group of tourists were from. I told him America. He said "they were talking kinda loud."
Isaiah and I were talking about the three loves that Rob Bell talks about. I told him I liked Akha. Isaiah said that is not one of the three loves, I said "I made it up its the cynical love and it's necessary to my relationship, what does Rob Bell know?".
Isaiah was suffering form heat stroke while we were at the Sunday Walking Street. He made interesting souvenir choices. He now has to go back and tell his coworkers "Hey I bought you soap because I had heat stroke".
I was out to eat with Chad (Canadian) and we were trying to guess where a group of tourists were from. I told him America. He said "they were talking kinda loud."
Isaiah and I were talking about the three loves that Rob Bell talks about. I told him I liked Akha. Isaiah said that is not one of the three loves, I said "I made it up its the cynical love and it's necessary to my relationship, what does Rob Bell know?".
im interested in possibly dying
i told nina i bought my first lotto scratcher. she told me, " you mean you lost your first dollar gambling."
laura and i were talking about how wierd guys are because they are so fascinated by motocycles. I said, "it's like saying im interested in possibly dying."
stephanie stepped on her phone and didn't realize it was broken. she said she found out because when it rang, apparently a lunar eclipse was calling her, becuase it was a dark circle with a glow around it.
laura and i were driving in the mall parking lot and an animal ran by. i said "oh a cat" and laura said "oh i was going to say it was a monkey."
laura and i were talking about how wierd guys are because they are so fascinated by motocycles. I said, "it's like saying im interested in possibly dying."
stephanie stepped on her phone and didn't realize it was broken. she said she found out because when it rang, apparently a lunar eclipse was calling her, becuase it was a dark circle with a glow around it.
laura and i were driving in the mall parking lot and an animal ran by. i said "oh a cat" and laura said "oh i was going to say it was a monkey."
the land of pedophiles
-laura and i were driving through a part of the eastern san gabriel valley (in order not to offend anyone) and laura stated that this is the place she pictures when she hears about pedophiles
-a couple of weekends ago i stood in line to buy jeans at macys for almost 2 hrs. at one hour into my wait i turned to her and said "i should of just stolen these, i would have spent less time in jail."
-megan was telling me about this witch in her class who looked at her wih disgust. the look as megan described it "was as if i killed her cat".
-as i was driving through pasadena i saw a homeless man with a sense of humor. he had his shopping cart filled with his belongings and a sign on top...."estate sale".
-a couple of weekends ago i stood in line to buy jeans at macys for almost 2 hrs. at one hour into my wait i turned to her and said "i should of just stolen these, i would have spent less time in jail."
-megan was telling me about this witch in her class who looked at her wih disgust. the look as megan described it "was as if i killed her cat".
-as i was driving through pasadena i saw a homeless man with a sense of humor. he had his shopping cart filled with his belongings and a sign on top...."estate sale".
Pigeon Saver
for some reason nina and i got on the subject of pandas and them eating bamboo. nina didnt believe me at first and then asked if thats why she always see's pandas with bamboo or if they just live in bamboo huts.
while i was in church isaiah came in and asked where the nearest animal shelter is and i asked him what animal he was sav ing. he said a pigeon. Later i followed up on this pigeon. he left it at the police station.
nina didnt know how to say goodbye to laura and i for our india trip. i told her to pray for us. she asked "like everyday?" a little too hesistantly.
i asked nina if she ever would have her wedding on a golf course. she said it depended on the view because the view was very important.to her. laura asked about her view of her husband.
isaiah took me to the play wicked for our YOGT we were the annoying couple that always coughed in unison at the applause or extremely loud parts of the play.
while i was in church isaiah came in and asked where the nearest animal shelter is and i asked him what animal he was sav ing. he said a pigeon. Later i followed up on this pigeon. he left it at the police station.
nina didnt know how to say goodbye to laura and i for our india trip. i told her to pray for us. she asked "like everyday?" a little too hesistantly.
i asked nina if she ever would have her wedding on a golf course. she said it depended on the view because the view was very important.to her. laura asked about her view of her husband.
isaiah took me to the play wicked for our YOGT we were the annoying couple that always coughed in unison at the applause or extremely loud parts of the play.
Essentially Tyson is as important as you
-Laura asked me if she could get off jury duty if she told them she was a college student and was scared
-Nina came back from Costa Rica and had some problems with her English. She was trying to get the proper phrasing of a sentence when she finally suceeded she exclaimed "Hell ya who can speak English!"
-I was taking to Tyson in my room and Laura walked in and told Tyson "Im so glad she has someone to talk to"
-We were out to dinner and I was telling my parents that when i returned from Brazil and was hungry i was trying to have them take me to lunch. They told me no because they had to go home and feed Tyson
-When i told them this story my dad said tyson is important too
-Nina came back from Costa Rica and had some problems with her English. She was trying to get the proper phrasing of a sentence when she finally suceeded she exclaimed "Hell ya who can speak English!"
-I was taking to Tyson in my room and Laura walked in and told Tyson "Im so glad she has someone to talk to"
-We were out to dinner and I was telling my parents that when i returned from Brazil and was hungry i was trying to have them take me to lunch. They told me no because they had to go home and feed Tyson
-When i told them this story my dad said tyson is important too
how to spell tiger
-out of the blue nina told me that if i was pregnant she would kick the baby out of me
-at the muth math concert the drummer didnt say anything. kurt asked me later if he was actually mute.
-after giving a Isaiah a hard time about Captain America's death. He asked how i would feel if Anne of Green Gables died by falling out of the boat. His dad then turned around and said we were morbid people.
-Laura wondered how it would feel to be rich. i said good.
-while babysitting little alex told me the only thing he knew how to spell was zoo z-o-o. not to be outdone his sister said she knew how to spell too, h-o-w-w-t-y which apparently spells tiger.
-at the muth math concert the drummer didnt say anything. kurt asked me later if he was actually mute.
-after giving a Isaiah a hard time about Captain America's death. He asked how i would feel if Anne of Green Gables died by falling out of the boat. His dad then turned around and said we were morbid people.
-Laura wondered how it would feel to be rich. i said good.
-while babysitting little alex told me the only thing he knew how to spell was zoo z-o-o. not to be outdone his sister said she knew how to spell too, h-o-w-w-t-y which apparently spells tiger.
please don't hit that man
-I was telling Laura how lucky she is to be a mutemath point person. In true Laura style she told me i was lucky to be her sister.
-I was telling Becky Miller that my CD player doesn't work in my car and my standards are VERY LOW because now you can actually catch me listening to KISS. I told her you know sometimes Id rather listen to Fergie than whats going on in Pakistan.
-During a conversation where i was telling Justin about how we couldnt say no when we were asked out to the inaugural(lame equivalent of prom) he asked if the place was communist. He then asked me to the Tiananmen Square Dance.
-While out to dinner with Miller and Laura the waiter kept coming and asking if we were done etc. He asked me if I wanted a refill. I asked him if he was trying to get us to leave. He said no. After we left I told Becky waiters are only nice if they want you to leave.
-After enduring many hours of Vegas traffic. Laura and I were trying to figure outwhat could possibly be the event in which we were at a standstill in the middle of the desert. She said maybe it's chinese new year's eve?
-As I was driving a man was getting out of his car. Laura said matter of factly-"please dont hit that man."
-I was telling Becky Miller that my CD player doesn't work in my car and my standards are VERY LOW because now you can actually catch me listening to KISS. I told her you know sometimes Id rather listen to Fergie than whats going on in Pakistan.
-During a conversation where i was telling Justin about how we couldnt say no when we were asked out to the inaugural(lame equivalent of prom) he asked if the place was communist. He then asked me to the Tiananmen Square Dance.
-While out to dinner with Miller and Laura the waiter kept coming and asking if we were done etc. He asked me if I wanted a refill. I asked him if he was trying to get us to leave. He said no. After we left I told Becky waiters are only nice if they want you to leave.
-After enduring many hours of Vegas traffic. Laura and I were trying to figure outwhat could possibly be the event in which we were at a standstill in the middle of the desert. She said maybe it's chinese new year's eve?
-As I was driving a man was getting out of his car. Laura said matter of factly-"please dont hit that man."
Go Look Pretty
-i was at work and asked if it was smelly on the dance floor. the guy told me he couldn't tell me because he would be ratting himself out.
-Kurt keeps on telling me about the time he ran to turn my video in while I was in traffic and that was funny and should be on my blog. He tells me he'll go sprint up the street right now. I tell him it still wouldnt make my blog. The conversation about sprinting ends.
-Harold says we should hook Kurt up with someone. Casey says he doesn't know any 1/2 blind, deaf girls. Kurt says he likes those type of girls. I say I know Hellen Keller but she died.
-I took my amazing cousins to In'n'Out. They gave us cup holders. Meg asked why we got them. I told her so that we can add to our society's problem of overconsumption. Jimmy told me I was making him depressed.
-Kurt called to tell me his clock in times. He was stumbling on his words so he told me "im going to talk to you like a machine it's easier for me"....he then goes on to say "Hi this is Kurt, I clocked in at...."
-I was at a research party. Kyle started talking about how his friends dog barks at airplanes. I told him he possibly was abused by a pilot.
-Laura wanted to go take pictures for her class and wanted me to be the model. She was trying to persuade me. She told me to go look pretty.
-Laura is never in the mood for Mexican food. I call her a racist every time Im in the mood for it.
-Patricia was stirring batter and was wondering why her Grandma used to tell her she had strong arms. I told her that her Grandma just wanted her to stir.
-Kurt keeps on telling me about the time he ran to turn my video in while I was in traffic and that was funny and should be on my blog. He tells me he'll go sprint up the street right now. I tell him it still wouldnt make my blog. The conversation about sprinting ends.
-Harold says we should hook Kurt up with someone. Casey says he doesn't know any 1/2 blind, deaf girls. Kurt says he likes those type of girls. I say I know Hellen Keller but she died.
-I took my amazing cousins to In'n'Out. They gave us cup holders. Meg asked why we got them. I told her so that we can add to our society's problem of overconsumption. Jimmy told me I was making him depressed.
-Kurt called to tell me his clock in times. He was stumbling on his words so he told me "im going to talk to you like a machine it's easier for me"....he then goes on to say "Hi this is Kurt, I clocked in at...."
-I was at a research party. Kyle started talking about how his friends dog barks at airplanes. I told him he possibly was abused by a pilot.
-Laura wanted to go take pictures for her class and wanted me to be the model. She was trying to persuade me. She told me to go look pretty.
-Laura is never in the mood for Mexican food. I call her a racist every time Im in the mood for it.
-Patricia was stirring batter and was wondering why her Grandma used to tell her she had strong arms. I told her that her Grandma just wanted her to stir.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)